For this week’s “Throwback Thursday” we take a look back at the Suzanne Somers fully nude photos below.
As you can see before starring in the 1990’s Brady Bunch ripoff “Step by Step”, prostituting her thighs in infomercials, or even promoting polygamy on “Three’s Company”, Suzanne Somers was exposing her blasphemous nude body in old-timey porno photo shoots with eloquently written captions.
Even though her thick pubic bush hair was quite erotic, Suzanne is one of those women who looked old and worn out even in her younger years. For this young Suzanne Somers still looks like she has been rode hard and put up wet one too many times. Clearly if any nude photos of Suzanne are going to awaken our Muslim tunic snakes from their pious slumber we are going to have to go back in time even further… Perhaps her mother has some pics of Suzanne’s first bath… But of course its doubtful that the camera had been invented yet back then.