The gallery below features the complete collection to date of “2 Fast 2 Furious” and “Sin City” star Devon Aoki’s nude photos.
In Japanese culture just one of these nude pics is enough to bring generations of shame upon the Aoki clan, and requires that the males of the tribe force Devon to commit “seppuku” and save the family some face by disemboweling herself with a samurai sword.
Unfortunately Devon’s father is Rocky Aoki a former professional wrestler and the founder of the “Benihaha” restaurant chain, and her brother is the famous DJ Steve Aoki… So it is unlikely that either have enough honor left between them to make Devon pay for her crimes.
At one time in Japan traditions actually meant something, but sadly now the Japanese are all too preoccupied with buying school girl panties from vending machines and watching tentacle porn to carry on the righteous ways of their ancestors. Clearly a few more nuclear bombs are required to sort these slant-eyed degenerates out once and for all.