“Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.” star Chloe Bennet tries to bring the 1980’s back by flaunting her ass in a leotard in the video above, and then trouncing around the beach in a vintage skimpy high waisted bikini in the photos below.
This throwback to 1980’s style sluttery is apparently the result of Chloe starring in the remake to the film “Valley Girl”. Which based on the pictures below we can only assume is the story of a girl that gets her lady hole so blasted open during Spring Break at the beach that her thigh gap becomes a yawning valley causing her to walk around bowlegged.
Of course it is easy to understand why the infidels would be so nostalgic for the 1980’s as crack was plentiful and cheap, and us powerful Muslims were only just beginning to kick the shit out of them in the Middle East in places like Lebanon. Sadly for the heathen daydreamers one can not live in the past, and the coming Islamic caliphate is as inevitable as a positive HIV test would be for Chloe back in 1985.