The photographers at National Geographic have been busy as they have again caught the she-beast known as Rihanna on camera prostituting her body in a bikini.
It should not come as a surprise that the Rihanna is so active for we are coming to the end of her mating season which lasts just 364 days a year.
Once her mating season is over the Rihanna will paddleboard upstream to her birth place in the jungles of Africa, squat down in the mud, and deposit her eggs. She’ll then work her way over to the nearest welfare office and apply for government assistance. Truly this is a most primitive and vile creature.