Tennis star Maria Sharapova shows off her long lean Russian body while sunbathing in a bikini down in Mexico in the photos below.
Just looking at this athletic giraffe of a woman, one can not help but feel that she is wasting her talents playing a silly game like tennis. Yes like all women of value Maria Sharapova’s true calling is in service of us Muslim men, for she would make an excellent fig picker.
I can picture it now, Maria Sharapova with her burka clinging to her from the oppressive heat of the desert sun, as her chiseled body strains to each reach the last of the figs on the tallest branches. Why my own hairy man figs have grown moist from such a vivid, aesthetically pleasing, and halal image.