Justin Bieber Slept With My Wife

Justin Bieber Slept With My Wife

The hidden camera footage above appears to show pop star Justin Bieber sleeping with my newest wife.

How dare Justin Bieber defile my wife! I traded 2 of my prized goats and a bushel of wheat for her, and expected to get at least 6 or 7 sons out of her before I sold her off to the salt mines. To add insult to injury I nearly threw out my back beating her and dragging her in a sack to the top of that cliff.

Rest assured I will be changing all the locks on my wives’ bedroom cells, and will file a complaint in Sharia court. Justin Bieber must compensate me for this egregious offense with either a replacement wife of equal value (in terms of viable breeding years) or livestock.

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